I fucking hate this

Posted: February 23, 2013 in Uncategorized

So, I’ve come across this website. They have some sort of fucking voice server where people can sit and randomly insult each other. It is populated by fat fucking man-children living in their mom’s basement and social rejects. I was led there by the king of social rejects and basement dwellers, my best friend Mark.

So, some of these people just seem like they are putting on a show to seem like alpha assholes, when they really are beta’s with a mild case of aspbergers. Others, not naming any names *Cough*Eeeeeeazy*Cough*, seem like genuine fucking retards. I really fucking hate it there. I can only take it for about 30 minutes at a time.

For some reason this bunch of autistic man-children thinks I am a creep and a potential serial killer. Well, I might be, who knows…

However, it gives me a break from reality, so I don’t have to live in the City for a little while, so I don’t have to hear my asshole liberal fucking hippie pinko neighbor playing his fucking African drums. God, I want to make that fucker eat those drums, piece by fucking piece.

I should have gone down to the City today, but I just couldn’t take it, all these fucking inbred redneck retards. I FUCKING HATE THE LOT OF THEM!

I did contemplate suicide, but gave it up in favor of killing everyone else.

Dear assholes,

Posted: February 19, 2013 in Uncategorized

I’m writing this from the ”comfort” of my home. Today I took the train to the City. I hate it here. For most people, coming home feels good but not for me because I hate this place. I would die a happy man if I never had to set foot here again.

 

 

 

Sooo, to continue my rant about how much I hate this place; The first thing I saw when I got off the train was one of the shallow fucking inbred whores of the City walking her little fucking Mexican rat dog. The tiny boogey eyed fuck squatted down to take a shit in front of me and did the whore even concern herself with picking the shit up? NO. Why does this crap even surprise me anymore? The City is full of morons and inbred rednecks, and they will never change. They inherit their stupidity from their parents who in turn inherited it from theirs. They are third fucking generation of worthless welfare recipients. They are morons, too stupid or lazy to bother caring about anything but cigarettes, beer and pumping out more and more retarded kids to get government child support.

I did contemplate suicide, but gave it up in favor of killing everyone else.

 

So, as you could guess from my last post, I am currently not in the city that I hate with a passion.

I am visiting up in the cold and icy north, where polar bears roam the streets and frequently attack people. Well, they don’t but fear of polar bears are a legitimate excuse not to have to go outside.

The city of Sundsvall is actually a pretty sweet place, it is not filled with inbred rednecks like my home town.

I am not going to name the city in which I live yet, but know that I hate it with every fiber of my body. I hate it and its people. Some day I am going to steal my buddy’s camera and take some photos for you, so you can see why I hate it so much.

But monday afternoon I will have to go back to the city of hypocrites and assholes whose parents are cousins, I already dread going back to that place, the place that I truly hate.

Why, hello there.

First let me start by asking you this; What kind of a sick, perverted asshole reads a blog that has the sole purpose of griping about stuff and making you hate humanity?

So with that, my dear asshole readers, I will start my first post.

Trains, we all know them, we all wanted to drive them as children. But as adults we fucking hate them. What is up with them never being on time? I am so fucking sick of this crap.

But on the other hand, it makes me think. Maybe I should change my profession to train driver. It seems like a career that would suit me. I get to piss people of and ruin their days by being late as fuuuuck, and also, I get to hit people trying to commit suicide in front of my 400 tons of steel.

Train driver and doctor seems to be the only god damn careers out there where it is acceptable to always be late and act like an asshole to people. And lets face it, I could never pass med school, you know with me hating people and all that, and the only thing I hate more than people are kids, so Med school would not be a good fit.

Seriously tho, I am so fucking pissed off. Why can’t they for fucking once take into calculations the conditions of the tracks and all that shit, so they adjust the time table for the train, and not just be late. The guys checking tickets are running around here now, fake smiles plastered on their well groomed faces, fucking assholes. They care about the tardiness of the train about as much as the fucking operator does. And he gives less than a shit about it.

This is definitely a career for me.